Dear Bradford Pear Trees,

Listen, I understand that you’re stressed due to the strange temperature shifts and extreme lack of water. I know that makes you feel the need to reproduce before you croak. But honestly we don’t want you around anymore, and this blooming in fall thing is not helping. We deal with your pretty little show of […]

Almost Autumn

We’re less than two weeks from the official first day of fall. I’m anticipating bonfires, camping, scenic drives, and mud-slinging. Why did they have to clutter fall with an election? I’ve been doing my patriotic duty and following as much as my life allows. I don’t pretend to have all the answers or blindly worship […]